Hi, my name is Des and I am currently looking for a new brother. I need someone who:
- Doesn't wear a smirk 24/7
- Knows another big word besides reciprocation
- Knows how to act like a normal human being instead of a tool
- Has decent taste in tattoos
- Won't run off my boyfriends
- Thinks about someone other than himself
- Doesn't look and act like a Grand Wizard
- Has a dentist
- Doesn't think the word playboy is something people still say. It's 2013!
- Won't call my choices stupid
- Won't tell my boyfriends he wants to "holla at'chu"
- Isn't a complete D-bag
- And most importantly, doesn't act like this:
WORST.HOMETOWN.EVER. Full recap up tonight!
Until then, let's think of how many different G-rated(ish) names we can think of for this guy. Throw your ideas in the Comments section below.
Until tonight, Bachelor fans!